28 Apr 2017 20:17:42
I posted on here early Tuesday evening regarding information passed to me from my neighbour who works at Auchenhowie. I stated then that Kenny was going to be offered a new deal and this news was later broke by the newspapers the next day as word got around. Today it was confirmed by the club.

I have just had a quick chat with my neighbour there and he told me of more faxes being sent out to clubs. At first I was perturbed as I felt all concentration should be on tomorrow's match. However, what I was told was that the contents of the documents sent where in Portuguese and sent to two second-tier teams: Gil Vicente and Varzim.

As I said, my neighbour told me the contents were in Portuguese but looking at these clubs' players in more depth, both teams are in a cluster just outside of the automatic promotion slots to the top tier of Portuguese football. Looking at these clubs' stats, both have a player near the top of the goal scoring charts: Gil Vicente's 'Paulinho' is a 24-year-old with 17 league goals and Varzim's 'Rui Costa' is a 21-year-old with 12 league goals so far. I should stress that these player names may not be entirely connected to the consultations made between the clubs, however looking at the Portuguese clubs' players and stats, it appears that there is a possibility that we may be looking at these players, as I speculate with my neighbour's reliable information.


1.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 20:47:08
Was the fax not sent to Ronaldo's house asking him if he fancied some chips and curry sauce from the blue lagoon?
Your stories are mad man!


2.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:09:58
As opposed to your casino and kebab story trigger lol. Think you have the monopoly on mad stories


3.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:15:34
Haha nae bother trigger! Pot kettle n that


4.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:19:04
Bigtrfc : Mine are true though. Plus who can someone tell it was Portuguese writing? See my thoughts? You would have to be able to read Portugese to know it was Portuguese which is actually Brazilian by the way


5.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:31:32
clydebank single fish email not fax is now the chosen method of communication, even in darkest Portugal


6.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:58:34
Fd, see post from Tuesday as to why fax is still used as opposed to email.


7.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 21:59:25
Much more believable rumour than talking to players in a kebab shop at 1:30am on a Thursday night in town. Most people would recognise text that wasn't English no? And considering our manager is Portuguese it wouldn't take Colombo to put 2 and 2 together. Trigger your story was horrendous, accept it. Plus Brazilians speak Portuguese, Brazilian isn't a language. Your having a nightmare today.


8.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 22:04:36
If your post is correct then Pedro will be looking for the mole within and yer mates job will be on a shoogly nail as he is looking for the person informing the media about unrest!


9.) 28 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 22:22:57
Dear god. Brazilian is actually Portuguese


10.) 29 Apr 2017
28 Apr 2017 23:51:57
Absolutely right, who in gods name thinks Portuguese speak 'Brazilian' . come on now .


11.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 03:23:24
Let everyone be the judge of the above. He stated exactly his last move, if it stacks up then fair play but if not make your own mind!


12.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 06:52:27
hahahaha god we must look daft if any other fans are looking now.

brazlian is portuegese, a hope your at it.

anyway, let's be realisitc we just signed kenny he will take up 3/ 7 of our striker wage bill. FACT

get rid of joe garner, bite the bullet and take 1.1 for him, waggy can go. then we might have some cash to play with.

today we will see the real rangers, when was the last time they beat us every game of the year?

we welcome the chase.


13.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 07:43:21
Portuguese is actually Brazilian?
WTF? Here's a wee clue.
It's called Portuguese.
And god forbid anyone outside Brazil can actually READ Portuguese. That'd be truly beyond the bounds of possibility.


14.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 01:28:27
Ed, can you check and see if Trigger is the same as "del" that was on here the other week talking about Wayne Rooney coming to Glasgow because he likes the kebabs better than Chinese food and scouting at pub matches?
If somebody with the username Rodney pops up soon I'll know it's the same guy

{Ed033's Note - Can't be sure but Trigger does not appear to be any "del".


15.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 11:02:24
Guys, maybe you've got it wrong and Trigger knows his stuff.

All these years we've been speaking and writing American whilst thinking its the English language.


16.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 14:29:32
I agree with you Trigger. How many people at Ibrox can read Brazilian / Portuguese
Apart from Pedro, none!


17.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 14:30:42
The media reported that we were linked with Paulhino from Gil Vicente in April.


18.) 29 Apr 2017
29 Apr 2017 15:26:04
seen you don't have a bike trigger get on your horse brazilians speak portuguese you speak with forked tongue kimo sabi